Welcome to my Writer’s Diary
now updated fortnightly:
July 11th, 2016
I’ve been going through some scenes narrated by dear old Charles – Charles Fox, sixty-five years old and looking back on his comfortable well-paid life in ‘public service’. It’s just as well that he’s retired, as he’d hardly fit in a modern office. Here’s one of his various reminiscences:
“Let me tell you, life was not always so damned constricted. Back in the day, the Seventies and Eighties, the Christmas office party was a very different affair – indeed, a lot of affairs started at the Christmas party. (Some didn’t last much beyond Christmas, but there you are. All done by New Year’s Eve, and no harm done.) At those parties there was rather a lot of kissing and fondling – harmless fun – which gave you the opportunity to get your hands on that little typist you’d always had your eye on. (The typing pool was awash with eager minxes, I often found.) You could give her a smacking good kiss for Christmas and – how shall I put it? – feel the water, try your luck, see if she might care to hang her Christmas stockings up at your place. That’s what I call staff relations. All changed now, more’s the pity. You had something to look forward to – and the girls looked forward to it too, you bet they did: it gave them an opportunity to snog the boss and do themselves a bit of good ahead of the salary review. Why not? A little enterprise does no one any harm.”
Now, who could take offence at that?
Each week as I work on my new novel I post a fresh extract from my writer’s diary – mercifully short, you’ll be glad to hear, each piece taking about a minute to read.
Catch up with earlier entries here:
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(1) Great-Grandmother’s Secrets: Read 5 of my great-grandmother’s wonderful Victorian Romances in a new eBook from Prospero – ludicrously cheap and every story illustrated with original engravings. Take a look.
(2) Or look at my new guide (the only such guide, in fact) to some of the best-value illustrated books ever published! LOOK HERE!
(3) Or enjoy some Mad Music Videos.
And a little earlier . . .
Some of my fairly recent titles – all available from Amazon. They’re astonishingly cheap (or just plain ‘astonishing’). Why not try one?
Stories I Can’t Tell
(an illustrated confessional “by” Maggie King, “with” Russell James)
Here’s something different – very different! – written with the very close co-operation of the fabulous Maggie King. It invites you – and you alone – to sit with Maggie as she shows you the contents of her trunk of theatrical souvenirs. What secrets will you find?
On the eve of World War Two Maggie King has been waiting for me – Russell James – to join her and ghost-write a celebrity memoir. But I’m not there yet; there’s only you and Maggie, just the two of you, in front of a cozy roaring fire. Maggie’s theatrical trunk, you’ll find, is packed with programmes, handbills, letters and photos, both from her own career and that of her parents – Albert and Annie King (‘the Royal Family’), middle-ranking performers in Music Hall and Variety. While you sit with her she recalls the ups and downs of her rackety life, including hits and flops, romance and tragedy, the men who mattered and the man who caused the scandal that blighted her career.
Full details are on the Maggie King book page – “Stories I Can’t Tell”
The Newly Discovered Diaries Of Doctor Kristal
Yes, I’m still writing crime! Here’s a black comedy set in the Swinging Sixties (1963-4) and revealed through the diaries of a doctor – 35 years old and still a virgin – whose curious obsessions drive him to start murdering his patients. Kristal thinks himself immune from any hint of sexual passion – but when there are two beautiful women desperate for his help, isn’t there anything he can do? Read all about it on the DOCTOR KRISTAL page – here
My most autobiographical novel to date, though you might not think it, since it is an up-to-the-minute tragicomedy narrated into an iPhone by Crosby Ravensworth, a 35-year-old executive too busy to scatter his father’s ashes or to sort out the dysfunctional family he has left behind, or even to decide which of the four women in his life he should connect to. But with any luck, he’ll find that even the darkest clouds have silver linings and this could be the beginning of a new life.
To get your copy – for Kindle, Kobo, Nook or whatever – either go to my Amazon page (click HERE ) or, for all non-Kindle formats, jump to my Smashwords page by clicking EXIT 39 instead. To find out more, CLICK HERE and enjoy Exit 39!
– and as there are now several writers called Russell James (how dare they?) you might like to know that the relevant Author’s Page on Amazon is at Russell James
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One last reminder of how to get my books:
Most of my books can be found on the Prospero website.
Kindle downloads can be had direct from Amazon: Russell James page
For ebooks suitable for Sony, Kindle and most readers, find a synopsis of the whole collection by clicking My ebooks at Smashwords or find them on the website of your ebook supplier.
And for KOBO, look here:
(On some of these sites you’ll find some upstart authors there as well, each pretending to the Russell James throne. Do not be led astray. Insist on the original!)